You should turn back.
Trust me.

morgue-legs:

i saw a woman today who looked exactly like that titty malaysia woman from orphan black

(via punkqueers)

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scarecrow-tinman:

knightarcana:

superlolita:

il-tenore-regina:

shakeshack:

Artist Nathan Pyle's gif guide to NYC street etiquette is handy for any city. Take it to the streets!

I WANT TO IMPLANT THIS IN THE BRAINS OF EVERY FUCKING NYC TOURIST AND NEWCOMER. 

This is London too omg

This is probably every major city but New Yorkers are famous for the invisible sidewalk lanes.

IF YOU EVER PLAN ON VISITING NYC, PLEASE READ THIS, THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.

if you ever plan on walking anywhere there are people, follow these rules. please!

(via cristinahazard)

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mrnobody12:

perpetualvelocity:

IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT

This is exactly what we learned in psychology a few weeks back. It’s so true. I’ve been practicing these methods on my little cousin ever since. It works.

(Source: lydieslittlefamily)

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A sign in the catacombs of Paris. “Stop! This is the empire of the dead.”

A sign in the catacombs of Paris. “Stop! This is the empire of the dead.”

(Source: fallingtheyaregivenwings, via punkrockmomjeans)

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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(via sisterdontletgo)

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